Archive for March, 2007

Kingston-upon-Hell
March 25, 2007

The city of Hull is not for the lily-livered. Before arriving, while driving past the spectacular engineering achievement that is the Humber Bridge you may be forgiven for expecting a modern and exciting city. This notion is quickly dispelled, however, once you find its landscape littered with monstrous derelict factories. They all seem abandoned, these [...]

Shaggy Blog Stories
March 16, 2007

 
Hello there, Edvard here. A published author. Yes, that’s right. In fact, Sir Edvard to you. It is important that you address me in the appropriate register and with due protocol. Not yet fait accompli but in the pipeline, certainly. I am told by those with their ear close to the ground that since reading [...]

Uncle Edvard
March 11, 2007

We have of late in our household become rather self-conscious about the food we eat, more precisely about the faceless animals which after a miserable life, get slaughtered in some grotesque abattoir and end up on our plate. Well, we have been conscious of it for quite some time now: eating meat and feeling guilty [...]

Red Nose Day
March 9, 2007

If I suggested on this blog that I was going to compile a paperback anthology of blog writing for publishing a week from today, and that you were all welcome to contribute your bestest and funniest post, you would probably give me a pretty funny look and wonder if that strait-jacket you bought for that [...]

Welcome
March 7, 2007

Well hello again! It’s really good of you to drop by. As you can see, the place is still a bit of a mess and requires a fair amount of work to become habitable. Make yourselves comfortable though, grab a drink and feel free to have a poke around the place. Oh and don’t forget to tell me what you think. [...]

The Smoking Creature From the Black Lagoon
March 1, 2007

‘I have a present for you’, she trills brightly, and with a flourish places a small plastic bag on my upturned palms. ‘I think it’s time, don’t you?’, she says smiling.
I take it out of the bag. It’s a book in a glossy white cover with even glossier salient writing. The title makes my heart [...]